- psat: shut the fuck up about your novel-to-film adaptations being literal pieces of shit.
- psat: ESPECIALLY *YOU*, HARRY POTTER FANDOM.
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
you are the smell before rain, you are the rock to my dwayne
do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot
do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it
before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows
i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork
artwork that melts
“You are all welcome.”
Why is there an empty picture gif thing cmon man
DON’T YOU DARE