pussy taste like mango
good ass to thigh ratio
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
because what if it was a message from regular stiles saying protect this motherfucker or else because i did not hold him up in 8 feet of water for two hours for some fuckin trickster demon to straight up murder him ok thx owe ya one
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food